There were gadgets aplenty in my stocking.

You knew that when I got back I would blog up a storm about all the cool stuff Santa brought me. I even got gadgets in my stocking (hung by the fireplace with care no less). Now we all know that USB drives are the only way to move files around from place to place but until now they drives have done anything other than plug into our machines and look all shiny or plastic. Oh, not anymore. Let me acquaint you with the new "Humping Dog USB" drive.
Fido has the USB plug right at his favorite licking spot. Just slide him into the USB port and his paws sit on the egde of your laptop and he humps your machine like tomorrow is the Apocalypse! My favorite line from the Japanese advertisement for the product? "Until he pulls out, he does not stop." You just can't make up that up, only in Japan. For $20 you can choose from White, Chocolate, and Brown or you can pick up all three for $55 through Digital World Tokyo.

Gotta go, the vibration of my humping dog makes it hard to type.