I'm a guitar God!!

Well an "air guitar" God at least. Look, I want to rock at Guitar Hero or Rock Band like everyone else seems to but I just don't have the skills. And don't give me the "you just need practice" or "everyone eventually gets it" line. I suck, no really I'm terrible at those games. I have no idea why that is but I cannot get the hang of the guitars. But throwing down a wicked air guitar solo to my favorite Metal song (yeah, I listen to a little Metal...don't judge me) I can do.

Finally there's something for people like me. The brilliant minds at Guitar Hero have put out the "Guitar Hero Air Rocker".
This sweet setup gets you this a full on Metal-Rocker belt buckle, a belt worn mini-amp and two picks. "Playing" the picks in the air (just like strumming a real axe) in front of the buckle is what gets your jam on (think of the buckle as your Xbox and the picks as the actual guitar). Jamming the picks in front of the buckle makes the amp belt out one of 10 different guitar riffs. Oh yeah, bring on the bourbon and the strippers! The riffs match the action so a little Clapton slow hand gives one riff while some Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue, hello!) action will put out a more fevered riff. Or you can jam to my favorite, Ironman.

So for around $30 you get a portable guitar rocking station, long hair and Gene Simmons tongue notwithstanding, that'll let you rock out anywhere. You may lose your dignity but you'll throw out some sweet licks!!